More Penis

Tonight, while in the bath, O had a conversation with Sean.  Perhaps the best penis conversation, EVER. 

Sean notices that O is pulling at his penis.  And has been since the bath started.  

S: Why are you playing with your penis?

O: Because I need to fix it. 

S: Why do you need to fix it?  Is it broken??

O:  No, I just need to fix it. 

S: Why does it need to be fixed?

O: Because it needs to be bigger and longer!

WHAT?!!!???

Sean turned around and laughed a lot, silently.  He turned back around and finished the conversation:  your penis is fine how it is.  It's not broken and doesn't need to be longer or bigger.  Big boys have big ones and little boys have little ones.